A PLEDGE A DAY KEEPS THE RIFF RAFF IN YOU AWAY

At the beginning of every work week I recite an Oath to keep me grounded. I highly recommend that all young secretaries do the same. It is the only way to keep you from getting into trouble at the office.
Instructions:
When feeling lost and confused remember the weekly pledge, and alter your behavior accordingly. Next week I will have a new pledge to keep you from going astray.
This presentation was cooked up as an hor doeuvre to the Etiquette Traning Series coming soon.