WARNING if you were not at the office yesterday there is some information below that might act as a spoiler for the gossip session awaiting you at the water cooler.
My oh my was I in a flutter over yesterday's goings on at Sterling Cooper.
It was very distressing to see such uncouth emotional outbursts as displayed by Burt. I only shudder to think what our neighbors across the pond must think of us. Especially if Mr. Hooker turns out to be the office chatterbox.
Always stay calm and collected and express your anger with a sweet smile, emotional outbreaks should never under any circumstances be tolerated in the office.
I was also dissapointed with Pete's behavior, even if you feel you have been treated unfairly by promotions at work, you must never let the others in the stenopool know of your jealousy, green is not a pretty color for your face. Try nude instead.
As always Don knows just how to behave, he keeps to his own business, and why shouldn't he, as if he'd be interested in that which shall not be mentioned behavior.
Though he should be careful with bringing home souvenirs of his extra curricular activities. He did of course redeem himself by giving his daughter a kind gift. How thoughtful.
I am happy to see that Don still does not have a secretary, this is wonderful news! I can't wait to reapply to the heads of Human resources at Sterling Cooper; Laura Schiff and Carrie Audino to be Don Draper's secretary.
Dutifully Yours,
The Perfect Secretary
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