GETTING USED TO THIS BLOGGING BUSINESS

While I am the creme de la creme in the hygiene department, technologically I am a generic supermarket pudding. A gentleman at Sterling Cooper Advertising Agency advised me to create this "blog" (a most unsavory word if you ask me) after I asked him: "How could I spread the gospel on hygiene, good manners and impeccable etiquette"? "Why create a blog" he said. And so here I am! Apparently I can do all kinds of things to beautify this page. And since aesthetics are of the utmost importance I am going to need a dapper gentleman who knows his way around such high tech business.